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Attitude Adjustment Device

J.W. Winco, Inc. - Straight Crank Handles_1260941902748Brand: Pummel Industries
Product Name: Large Metal Handle
Model: B3AT3R
Model Year: 1935
Amount Paid: Too Much

Overall Assessment:
A particularly good tool for the purpose of intimidating subordinates. It’s more common name is “the attitude adjuster”. Once a lowly junior engineer knows of its existence and where it rests, all you have to do is reach toward the desk drawer where it lies and the attitude adjustment will be complete. It’s ergonomic handle makes it particularly easy and comfortable to use when necessary. It has three different levels: slight adjustment, standard adjustment, and what the hell were you thinking. This stout 20 inch model is especially effective on mechanical engineers. If you must work with electrical engineers, I would suggest an electrically charged welcome mat outside your office door.

Improvements Needed:
Definitely could be bigger. Could also put spikes on the end.

LizRating

I’m giving the Pummel Industries Large Metal Handle a rating of 8 out of 10. An increase in size and addition of spikes would significantly increase the efficiency of this tool.